ok maybe just MAYBE you can have some cheese for ur
troubles finding this le hidden page
its not even like its a secret or anything.

i mean you just clicked at the mouse in the corner
do you call that a secret?
you lazy piece of shit.

or am i a lazy piece of shit for not making a proper secret page
for this dogshit website?
...

can you really find it?

(^ you dont deserve that btw)